How we grade

The vamps

The large unofficial tokens the index is measured against.

Tokens from the Vamps tab, ranked by market cap. A vamp trades on a meme with no link to the person who made it; counted rows are in the denominator of the authenticity share on the index, and unruleable rows are memes with no confirmable owner — ranked and labelled, never counted. Market caps come live from CoinGecko, or DexScreener for a token CoinGecko does not list, or the figure written into the sheet where neither answers.

Rows on this board are not graded. Tags come from the sheet and are unverified.

The terms are defined in the glossary; how the grades are made is on How we grade.

22 tokens20 counted2 ruled unruleable21 priced liveMarket caps live from CoinGecko; the sheet's figure as of 31 Aug 2026 where it has noneFrom the Vamps tab of the sheet
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22 tokens · 20 counted · 2 ruled unruleable

Token

Marketcap

1DogecoinDogecounted
$13.11B
2PepePepe the Frogcounted
$1.44B
3Cash CatCrying Cat (Sad Cat / Schmuserkadser)counted
$169.44M
4牛来 (Niu Lai)《牛来》 (Niu Lai) — an ox character from the 2026 animated filmcounted
$123.14M
5ComedianComedian (the duct-taped banana)counted
$66.57M
6CatecoinRika-chan, a rescued kitten belonging to a friend of Atsuko Satōcounted
$50.04M
7BrettBrett (Boy’s Club)counted
$48.70M
8ToshiToshi the catcounted
$48.55M
9PopcatPopcatcounted
$46.73M
10Peanut the SquirrelPeanut the Squirrelcounted
$46.25M
11Moo DengMoo Dengcounted
$39.53M
12NeiroNeirocounted
$36.00M
13wojakWojak / Feels Guyunruleable
$14.52M
14Just a chill guyJust a Chill Guy / My New Charactercounted
$12.72M
15AndyAndy (Boy’s Club)counted
$9.37M
16LandWolfLandwolf (Boy’s Club)counted
$6.14M
17Apu ApustajaApu Apustaja (Peepo / Helper)unruleable
$5.54M
18PweasePwease ("you should have said pwease") — the JD Vance BabyFace edit in a rainbow propeller beanie holding a lollipopcounted
$1.75M
19Pwease (Ethereum)Pwease ("you should have said pwease") — a JD Vance BabyFace edit, but NOT the propeller-beanie-and-lollipop image the Solana row usescounted
$109.1K
20Ibiza Final BossIbiza Final Boss — Jack Kay, filmed dancing at Zero Six West, Ibizacounted
$68.0K
21Ibiza Final Boss (Bags.fm)Ibiza Final Boss — Jack Kaycounted
$5.2K
22Ibiza Final Boss (pump.fun)Ibiza Final Boss — Jack Kaycounted

Market caps come live from CoinGecko, or DexScreener for a token CoinGecko does not list. Where neither answers, the figure written into the sheet on 31 Aug 2026 is shown and says so. Counted rows are in the denominator of the authenticity share on the index; unruleable means the meme has no confirmable owner, so the question cannot be answered rather than merely being unanswered.